“Cartman: I would never kill somebody. Unless they pissed me off. Grampa: Oh, is that a fact? Well, let me tell ya something, Porky. Your mom was over here earlier, and I humped her like a little bitch! Cartman [shocked]: What? Grampa: That's right! Stan: Grampa! Grampa: And then, I dug up your great…”— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com