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|Birthday:||June 13, 1953|
|Educated At:||Western Michigan University|
|Political Parties:||Republican Party|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor, Film Director, Actor|
AKA: Tim Allen
Birthday: June 13, 1953
Educated At: Western Michigan University
Political Parties: Republican Party
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor, Film Director, Actor
Spouse: Jane Hajduk
Jill: Oh, once. I've sat through three Rambo movies. When was the last time you took me to a foreign film?
Tim: Didn't we just see Le Robocop?”
Eve Baxter: Floor it.
Mike Baxter: Stop sign?
Eve Baxter: Look both ways for Johnny Law, then floor it.”
Randy Taylor: Your mommy can't be your woman, doofus.
Tim Taylor: A lot of men pay a psychiatrist a lot of money to figure that one out.”
Mark: What's man pain?
Tim: Man pain is when you do something stupid.”
Tim: Yeah, one more head injury and we win a trip to Hawaii.”
All Aliens: [pointing up] The clawwwwwwwww!”
Rex: [shaking Buzz Lightyear's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!”
Tim Taylor: Technically, I was the problem.”
Salesman: Sorry, all we do here is rip people off. Store policy.”
Buzz Lightyear: Not today!”
Alien: Nirvana is coming, the mystic portal awaits.”
Buzz Lightyear: You mean it has hyperdrive?”
Mike Baxter: This coming from the guy who took one look at him and left for three years.”
Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!”
Woody: Yes, they're Andy's toys.”
Woody: Uh, Buzz Lightyear, we missed the truck!
Buzz Lightyear: We're not aiming for the truck!”
Mike Baxter: Or river water, or lake water. But by all means, use the pee as a selling point.”
Mike Baxter: So? Satan used to work for God. What's your point?”
Woody: Why sure you can Buzz Lightyear. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's House.”
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.”
Wilson: No, I think she got mad at you because you blew up the damn dishwasher.”
Tim: Why do you suppose that is?
Fred: I can't find a woman who understands me.”
Ed Alzate: Don't knock the Browns, Mike. If it weren't for them, the Bengals fans wouldn't have anyone to make fun of.”