“Tim: I go to the opera with you. Jill: Oh, once. I've sat through three Rambo movies. When was the last time you took me to a foreign film? Tim: Didn't we just see Le Robocop?”— Billy Riback, Tim Taylor, Tim Allen, imdb.com
“Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?”— Michael Maltese, Bugs Bunny, Mel Blanc, imdb.com
“I have often thought that the life of the President is like that of the policeman in the opera, not a happy one.”— Benjamin Harrison, presidential-power.org
“I had some friends drag me to an opera recently, you know how they've got those little opera glasses, you know, do you really need binoculars, I mean how big do these people have to get before you can spot 'em? These opera kids they're going two-fifty, two-eighty, three-twenty-five, they're wearing…”— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com