“Vanessa Baxter: That cop pulled me over today and gave me a ticket. Mike Baxter: I told ya to stay off Cedar, babe. Vanessa Baxter: No, he's movin' around. He was on Hudson, today. Mike Baxter: Hudson? That's under construction. Double the fine. Smart cop. Vanessa Baxter: Oh, I don't care about the…”— Kevin Hench, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com
“Of all the ways the government dips into our pocket and steals our money, my least favorite is when the police gives us bogus tickets just to fill up their quotas.”— Kevin Hench, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com