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Mac: All right, how about ‘Cat Game?’
Foster: Cat Game? What’s the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right ‘meow?’
[Mac laughs—they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.
[the man hands him his license]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)
[Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson: Sorry.
[the man laughs a little]
Foster: Is there something funny here, boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister...Larry Johnson?
Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an ‘eehhh’ facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don’t think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
[Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)
Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes, sir.
Foster: Meow, (7) I’m gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It’s the law.
[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)”
Raymond Santana: What other way they ever do us?”
Thad Castle: What? Someone called the police! Shit! Someone called the police! Larry, police!
Mr. Bright: Oh, I wouldn't recommend it. Going to the police would be grounds for immediate disqualification.
Alex Tully: What?
Mr. Bright: Mr. Tully, the Powerpoint's put away, the PA system is shut off, I've snapped shut my satchel. Do you really expect me to go through all this again solely for your benefit?
Alex Tully: I expect you to tell me exactly what's going on here before I beat you to death.
Mr. Bright: Beating me to death would also be grounds for immediate disqualification.”
Alex: I'd like to report a murder? I mean, I wouldn't LIKE to, but...”
Dan: Never heard of Good Cop, Sick Cop? You're the Good Cop.”
Phil: Yeah, three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two chocolate shakes and one large Coke.
Ralph: [to Phil] And some flapjacks.
Phil: [to Cop] Too early for flapjacks?”
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