Quotes tagged ‘satan’

“Remember, the Yule log is not a decoration, it is a protection. It must burn continuously from now, through the shortest day, through the longest night, until dawn. Otherwise, Satan knows what malevolent forces might come down our chimney. Creatures with perhaps deadly intentions.”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Donna Thorland, Salli Richardson Whitfield, Kevin Rodney Sullivan, Lee Toland Krieger, Ross Maxwell, Rob Seidenglanz, Oanh Ly, Michael Goi, Matthew Barry, Alex Garcia Lopez, Mj Kaufman, Christina Ham, Zelda Spellman, Miranda Otto, imdb.com

“Once we believe that Trump is either the Great Satan or the Great God, it's no wonder that fringe actors on either side are willing to take extreme measures to harm or ‘protect’ him.”

— Ben Shapiro, townhall.com

“Lord I'm on fire they think that I'm Satan.”

— Travis Scott, open.spotify.com

“Chicago is superior to cities such as Boston, which had no urban planning whatsoever and whose streets resemble a bowl of spaghetti. Being eaten by Satan.”

— Melanie LaForce, amazon.com

“Master's Wife: Okay that's it, party's over! Get out of my house! Master: Now, pudding face. Master's Wife: Shove it, Satan! Sarah: Ooh. Thou mustn't speak to Master in such a manner. Master: They call me Master. Master's Wife: Wait 'til you see what I'm gonna call you. Now, tart-face, take your Cla…”

— Mick Garris, Neil Cuthbert, David Kirschner, Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Bette Midler, imdb.com

“Oh wonderful, I started out in God's magic circle and ended up in Satan's evil square. I can't believe any of you would walk into church without bursting into flames.”

— Mark Hudis, Kitty Forman, Debra Jo Rupp, imdb.com

“Vanessa Baxter: You know what, honey, Hillary Clinton was a Goldwater girl in 1964. Mike Baxter: So? Satan used to work for God. What's your point?”

— Kevin Hench, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

“God: [after hearing Satan's story] Jesus, what the heck happened to you? Satan: Huh? God: You got kicked out of here for being a headstrong rebel. And now you're a whiny little bitch.”

— Trey Parker, God, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“So you talked to Tammy? What's it like to stare into the eye of Satan's butthole?”

— Mike Scully, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

“I'm the villain in my own story. I'm the witch in my own tale. Though I insist I'm a protagonist, it's clear that my soul is up for sale. I'm the villain in my own story, the bad guy in my TV show. I'm the 'who' in the whodunit, when I go to Hell I'll run it as Satan's CFO!”

— Erin Ehrlich, Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com

“Trust me, I've been doing this a long time. I know evil.”

— Jason Ning, Jenn Kao, Lucifer Morningstar, Tom Ellis, imdb.com

“I cling unto the burning Æthyr like Lucifer that fell through the Abyss, and by the fury of his flight kindled the air. And I am Belial, for having seen the Rose upon thy breast, I have denied God. And I am Satan! I am Satan! I am cast out upon a burning crag! And the sea boils about the desolation…”

— Aleister Crowley, amazon.com

“Now I was age 22 and this evil force was still reaching out to me. Everywhere I went there seemed to be a sign or a symbol pointing me to Satan. I felt as if something were trying to take control of my life. I began to read The Satanic Bible by the late Anton Lavey who founded the Church of Satan in…”

— David Berkowitz, ariseandshine.org

“I was afraid if I discussed it that it would happen. If it was—we had spoke [sic] to this treatment and started—he said that Satan can’t read your thoughts. But if you say them aloud, he will hear them and he’ll use them against you. Now, I thought I verbalized these fears that that they would come…”

— Andrea Yates, transcripts.cnn.com

“Well, I thought I, they had given me some medicine, and I lay down for a nap, and I was kind of in between staying asleep and awake, and I thought I heard some voices come from the wall, and uh, I thought the voices said in a growl, in a gravelly voice, I thought he said, ‘Andrea, come here,’ and I…”

— Andrea Yates, parkdietzassociates.com

“Well, doing it would take them to heaven, and not doing it there’d be a risk of Satan messing them up.”

— Andrea Yates, parkdietzassociates.com

“There was [sic] the thoughts about the TVs, and cameras in the house, and afraid Satan would ruin my children through himself, and that maybe even that I had some Satan in me.”

— Andrea Yates, parkdietzassociates.com

“It was about 1980, and I was hustling on the streets. I landed in jail for a month or two for petty theft. I met up with this guy who was a Satan worshiper. For those two months I was with him, then I get out of jail, but my mind didn’t. I remembered everything he said, which basically was, ‘Why wor…”

— Richard Ramirez, evilminds.tumblr.com

“I believe in Satan. I believe evil is a force that is beyond us, and that we just have to invite him in, and he will.”

— Richard Ramirez, evilminds.tumblr.com

“Sarah/Lucifer: My name is Lucifer. Nick: Sure. Naturally, um...could you do me a favor there, Satan, and remind me to quit drinking before I go to bed?”

— Eric Kripke, Nick, Mark Pellegrino, imdb.com