Quotes tagged ‘Dinosaur’

“Buzz Lightyear: I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace. Rex: [shaking Buzz Lightyear's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!”

— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, imdb.com

“Masrani: [regarding Indominus rex's escape attempts] She's intelligent, then? Claire: For a dinosaur. Masrani: And that? [he indicates the cracked viewing window] Claire: It tried to break the glass. Masrani: I like her spirit.”

— Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Derek Connolly, Colin Trevorrow, Claire Dearing, Bryce Dallas Howard, imdb.com

“That is not brightly colored. Or shaped like a dinosaur. Hold on guys. It’s broccoli! Blah!”

— Pete Docter, Meg LeFauve, Josh Cooley, Disgust (voice), Mindy Kaling, imdb.com

“Anybody want to buy a dinosaur?”

— Craig McCracken, Genndy Tartakovsky, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“Yeah, I don't like how they keep takin' stuff away. Like Pluto's not a planet anymore and a brontosaurus stopped being a dinosaur.”

— Chris Offutt, Jason Stackhouse, Ryan Kwanten, imdb.com

“If Valentine had the Mortal Cup and created Shadowhunters and controlled demons, it would be like Beyonce riding a dinosaur around Times Square. People would notice.”

— Y. Shireen Razack, Magnus Bane, Harry Shum Jr., imdb.com

“A French dinosaur. I only wish this was the strangest thing I've ever encountered.”

— Charlie Tercek, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.”

— Amariesw, reddit.com

“What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“What does a dinosaur say when he hurts himself? Dino sore.”

— dudecancode, reddit.com

“Can a joke about dinosaurs make you laugh? You bet jurassic an.”

— lil_jordyc, reddit.com