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Little Giants: Butz’s butt is green with mold.
Danny O’Shea: You say thank you I say please.
Little Giants: Kevin sits down when he pees.”
Computer: Goo goo ga ga goo goo pee-pee!
Dexter: Hmm, yes, pee-pee...”
Kidnapper: You just went five minutes ago!
Homer: I have a bladder the size of a brazil nut!
Kidnapper: We just call them nuts here”
Nat: What are you pussy-whipped?
Larry: It's not really about her, It's about me, I pee sitting down.”
Grampa: Too late.”
Bart: Is Mr. Freely there?
Bart: Freely, first initials I. P.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! I pee freely!”
Mike Baxter: Or river water, or lake water. But by all means, use the pee as a selling point.”
Chuckie: Really? I thought everybody wet the bed once in a while.
Tommy: Wet the bed? We thought you were talking about something else.
Lil: Yeah, We wet the bed all the time.
Phil: Every chance we get!”
Either urine or you're out.”
Because it has a silent pee.”
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