Quotes tagged ‘Pee’

“Danny O’Shea: I don’t know, but I’ve been told. Little Giants: Butz’s butt is green with mold. Danny O’Shea: You say thank you I say please. Little Giants: Kevin sits down when he pees.”

— James Ferguson, Robert Shallcross, Tommy Swerdlow, Michael Goldberg, Danny O'Shea, Rick Moranis, imdb.com

“Like, haven't got out of bed to pee in 24 hours depressed.”

— Sam Levinson, Rue Bennett, Zendaya, imdb.com

“I have to go pee due to boredom.”

— Michael Bacall, Edgar Wright, Scott Pilgrim, Michael Cera, imdb.com

“I swear, if I peed on the floor Paige would claim she gave me the water.”

— Sudz Sutherland, Sean Reycraft, Stefan Scaini, Manny Santos, Cassie Steele, imdb.com

“Dexter: Computer, what the heck is going on?! Computer: Goo goo ga ga goo goo pee-pee! Dexter: Hmm, yes, pee-pee...”

— Genndy Tartakovsky, Jason Butler Rote, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“That's how cool he is. He's not afraid to piss off of a stranger's roof. That's balling.”

— Leila Strachan, Adam DeMamp, Adam DeVine, imdb.com

“Homer: Can we stop? I have to go to the bathroom. Kidnapper: You just went five minutes ago! Homer: I have a bladder the size of a brazil nut! Kidnapper: We just call them nuts here”

— Bob Bendetson, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“Larry: Next time you use the bathroom, make sure to keep the seat down. Nat: What are you pussy-whipped? Larry: It's not really about her, It's about me, I pee sitting down.”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“Bart: I've got a story so scary you'll wet your pants. Grampa: Too late.”

— Wallace Wolodarsky, Sam Simon, Mike Reiss, Al Jean, Jon Vitti, Jay Kogen, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Is Mr. Freely there? Moe: Who? Bart: Freely, first initials I. P. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! I pee freely!”

— Wallace Wolodarsky, Jay Kogen, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Ed Alzate: With this water purifier they can drink their own pee. Mike Baxter: Or river water, or lake water. But by all means, use the pee as a selling point.”

— Vince Calandra, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

“I'd be out of my mind. Like, pissing down my left leg terrified.”

— Adam Nussdorf, Luke Matthews, Jonathan Whitesell, imdb.com

“It's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.”

— Scott M. Gimple, Matthew Negrete, Negan, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, imdb.com

“I once got him to drink my pee by telling him it was a fancy beer.”

— Eric Ziobrowski, Jeff Chiang, Roger (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Tommy: Chuckie, I don't think most babies have your problem. Chuckie: Really? I thought everybody wet the bed once in a while. Tommy: Wet the bed? We thought you were talking about something else. Lil: Yeah, We wet the bed all the time. Phil: Every chance we get!”

— Jonathan Blum, Jonathan Greenberg, Lil DeVille, Kath Soucie, imdb.com

“Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ‘P’ is silent!”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“A pee fetish isn't something you do half-hearted. Either urine or you're out.”

— Duvidl, reddit.com

“Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.”

— Pongodiscus, reddit.com

“Pee right before, even if you just went 30 minutes ago. When you're feeling that lovely vibration of rope running across your bare skin is not the time to be hearing the call of nature.”

— Rope Bottoming, ropebottoming.com

“Stop him in the middle of sex so you can go pee.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com