Quotes tagged ‘Toast’

“Let's toast to your marriage, I hope you don't fall on your face with him. I only want the best for you.”

— Ramona Singer, Herself, Ramona Singer, imdb.com

“Palm Apodaca: Fantastic that you could figure that all out and lie that down on her so you could come up with a way to get your toast. Fantastic! Bobby: Yeah, well, I didn't get it, did I? Palm Apodaca: No, but it was very clever. I would have just punched her out.”

— Carole Eastman, Bob Rafelson, Palm Apodaca, Helena Kallianiotes, imdb.com

“Bobby: I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee and wheat toast. Waitress: [points at his menu] No substitutions. Bobby: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes? Waitress: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two, a plain omelette, it comes with cotta…”

— Carole Eastman, Bob Rafelson, Robert Eroica Dupea, Jack Nicholson, imdb.com

“Ryan Howard: I'd like to make a toast: to the troops. All the troops. Both sides. Party guest: That's weird.”

— Justin Spitzer, Ryan Howard, B.J. Novak,, imdb.com

“Seth: You ate my toast, Summer. Summer: I like crusts, Seth. Seth: Face it. Our chemistry is undeniable. Summer: You know what else is undeniable? Seth: What? Summer: The pain this fork is gonna cause when I jam it into your eye. I suffer from rage blackouts.”

— Josh Schwartz, Summer Roberts, Rachel Bilson, imdb.com

“All right, all right, to all my winos, gamblers and drug dealers, Happy Thanksgiving.”

— Vince Calandra, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

“What’s a car crash victim’s favorite breakfast food? Coma toast.”

— pmorgan726, reddit.com

“Here’s to the women we’ve met, and to the women we’ve fucked, And to those amongst us who’ve had no such luck. Here’s to beer in the glass, and vodka in the cup, Here’s to pokin’ her in the ass, so she won’t get knocked up. Here’s to all of you, and here’s to me, Together as friends we’ll always be,…”

— Tucker Max, amazon.com