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Peter Mehlman Quotes
Occupations: | Screenwriter |
Total quotes: 51
Peter Mehlman
BirthnameOccupations: Screenwriter
Total quotes: 51
“George: Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?
Jerry: Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.”
Jerry: Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.”
Tagged:
condoms, Abstinence
“Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?”
Tagged:
Public Urination, Medical Journals
“You may think you're an idiot, but with all due respect—I’m a much bigger idiot than you are.”
Tagged:
idiocy, Competition
“There's always that certain group of people, isn't it? They're talking and talking, and everyone around them is shushing them and shushing them. They won't shush. They're the unshushables.”
Tagged:
Loud People, inconsiderate
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