“Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian. Susan Bunch: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it.”— Jeff Greenstein, Jeff Strauss, Ross Geller, David Schwimmer, imdb.com
“I think every girl is born bisexual. Before I was 10, I had had experiences with girls. I didn’t have my first kiss with a guy until I was 15. I was with women long before that.”— Tila Tequila, buddytv.com
“Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other there's a chance they might somehow kiss.”— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Amazing. I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back.”— Larry David, Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“Y’know, the funny thing is, somehow I find her more appealing now. It's like if I knew she was a lesbian when we went out, I never would've broken up with her.”— Larry David, Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“I get the feeling when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking: ‘That's why I'm not heterosexual.’”— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.”— Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution.”— Elaine Pope, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.”— Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”— Pat Robertson, washingtonpost.com