“Audrey Griswold: Mom, where can I go to the bathroom? Ellen Griswold: Find a bush Audrey! : Mom, where can I go to the bathroom? Ellen Griswold: Find a bush, Audrey!”— John Hughes, Ellen Griswold, Beverly D'Angelo, imdb.com
“Dr. Alan Grant: [watching Gennaro jump out of the tour car and sprint to the Port-A-Potty at the sight of the T-Rex] Well, where does he think he's going? Dr. Ian Malcolm: When you gotta go, you gotta go.”— Michael Crichton, David Koepp, Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jeff Goldblum, imdb.com
“I peed in an alley which happened to have a church which I did not see because I was drunk!”— Phil Lord, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com
“Is it...? Could it...? Could he have...? IT IS! Poppie peed on my sofa!”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?”— Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Because I could get uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com