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Kyle: I only answer to one name. I am the Great and Honorable Al-Ali Akbar Shabaz Da.
Mox: That’s a bunch of names.
Kyle: But there is only one god. All praise be to Allah.
Mox: Yeah. Well, would Allah nail Darcy if he had the chance? I think so.”
Hugh: Only when it rains.”
Dennis: Right, that comes off a little bit desperate, Frank.”
Jerry: Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.”
Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?”
Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.”
Oh, yeah, and don’t let a complete stranger tie you up during sex, either!”
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