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|Birthday:||April 29, 1954|
|Educated At:||Queens College, City University Of New York|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Voice Actor, Comedian, Film Producer, Screenwriter|
Jerry SeinfeldFictional Character
Birthday: April 29, 1954
Educated At: Queens College, City University Of New York
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Voice Actor, Comedian, Film Producer, Screenwriter
Spouse: Jessica Seinfeld
George: Because it’s the mature and adult thing to do.
Jerry: How does that affect me?”
Jerry: No, there’s less.”
Jerry: It must have been the singing.
Elaine: No, he pretty much thinks everybody’s gay.”
Jerry: Ugh. The four worst words in the English language.
George: That or ‘Whose bra is this?’
Jerry: That’s worse.”
Jerry: You can’t over-dry.
George: Why not?
Jerry: Same reason you can’t over-wet.”
Priest: All right, my son. You can start by telling me your sins.
Jerry: Well, I’m Jewish.
Priest: Well that’s no sin,.
Elaine: You don’t think that someone having a baby warrants an exclamation point.
Jake: Hey look, I just chalked down the message. I didn’t know I was required to capture the mood of each caller.
Elaine: I just thought you would be a little more excited about a friend of mine having a baby.
Jake: OK, I’m excited. I just don’t happen to like exclamation points.
Elaine: Well, you know Jake, you should learn to use them. Like the way I’m talking right now, I would put an exclamation point at the end of all these sentences! On this one! And on that one!
Jake: Well, you can put one on this one: I’m leaving!”
Telemarketer: When would be a good time to call back, sir?
Jerry: I have an idea, why don’t you give me your home number and I’ll call you back later?
Telemarketer: Umm, we’re not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don’t want strangers calling you at home.
Telemarketer: Umm, no.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.”