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Quotes tagged ‘Auditions’
Professor Rick: Jason just got a callback for Hamilton so we need you to cover his shift. Titus Andromedon: Why didn't I get an audition for that? They're just prejudiced because I can't rap or walk quickly in a circle.
— Tina Fey, Sam Means, Titus Andromedon, Tituss Burgess, imdb.com
The miserable ones are the ones where all the girls auditioning are in the same room. There's no talking in those rooms. I've tried. Yesterday I had to do an interview. I was in a horrible mood. I couldn't think of basic words. I could see my publicist in the background, mouthing things to say. They…
Well, we've gone out several times, we obviously have a good rapport. I own a very profitable electronics-distributing firm. I eat well. I exercise. Blood tests—immaculate. And if I can speak frankly, I'm actually quite good at it.
Well, I’m sorry if I’m not a middle-aged black woman. And I’m also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.