“If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench woul…”
— Tom Davis, Dan Aykroyd, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Beldar Conehead, Dan Aykroyd, imdb.com