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“Emmett: I can’t believe you just called me a butthead. I don’t think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade.
Elle: Maybe not to your face.”
Elle: Maybe not to your face.”
Tagged:
butthead, say it to my face
“[Elle sees David the geek trying unsuccessfully to get a date with two lovely girls, who mock him, and decides to help by making the girls think she dated David]
Elle: Excuse me.
[Elle turns around and slaps David]
Elle: Why didn’t you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven’t heard from you since.
David: [pause] I’m sorry?
Elle: Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I’ve ever known and just taking it away?
David: Both?
Elle: Well, forget it. I’ve spent too much time crying over you.
[Elle walks away, and the girls change their mind about him]
Girl: So, when did you wanna go out?”
Elle: Excuse me.
[Elle turns around and slaps David]
Elle: Why didn’t you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven’t heard from you since.
David: [pause] I’m sorry?
Elle: Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I’ve ever known and just taking it away?
David: Both?
Elle: Well, forget it. I’ve spent too much time crying over you.
[Elle walks away, and the girls change their mind about him]
Girl: So, when did you wanna go out?”
Tagged:
Misandry
“Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like it’s hard?”
Elle: What? Like it’s hard?”
Tagged:
Harvard Law, Dunning Kruger
“Billy Madison: Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really.
[Notices gold swan on edge of tub]
Billy Madison: Stop looking at me, swan.”
[Notices gold swan on edge of tub]
Billy Madison: Stop looking at me, swan.”
Tagged:
Shampoo, Conditioner
“No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I’m here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.”
Tagged:
chlorophyll, Making Out