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Elle Woods Quotes
Occupations: | Beauty Pageant Contestant, Lawyer |
Total quotes: 19
Elle Woods
characterOccupations: Beauty Pageant Contestant, Lawyer
Total quotes: 19
“Professor: You file the claim. What next? Ms. Woods?
Elle Woods: Does she need to have evidence? Meaning you need.... a reason to believe your claim should have, like, evidentiary support.”
Elle Woods: Does she need to have evidence? Meaning you need.... a reason to believe your claim should have, like, evidentiary support.”
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Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Unless the defendent attempted to contact every one night stand to determine if the child resulted in those unions. He has no parental claim over this child whatsoever. Why now? Why this sperm?”
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Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Emmett: I can’t believe you just called me a butthead. I don’t think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade.
Elle: Maybe not to your face.”
Elle: Maybe not to your face.”
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butthead, say it to my face
“Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like it’s hard?”
Elle: What? Like it’s hard?”
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Harvard Law, Dunning Kruger
“Elle Woods: And for that matter, all masturbatory omissions where he was not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment.
Professor: I believe you've just one your case.”
Professor: I believe you've just one your case.”
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Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Going to harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back!”
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Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Professor: Elle Woods?
Elle Woods: Oh, um, actually, I wasn't aware that we had an assignment.
Professor: Vivian Kensington, do you think its acceptable that Ms. Woods is not prepared? Would you support my decision to ask her to leave class and only return when she is prepared?”
Elle Woods: Oh, um, actually, I wasn't aware that we had an assignment.
Professor: Vivian Kensington, do you think its acceptable that Ms. Woods is not prepared? Would you support my decision to ask her to leave class and only return when she is prepared?”
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Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“[Elle sees David the geek trying unsuccessfully to get a date with two lovely girls, who mock him, and decides to help by making the girls think she dated David]
Elle: Excuse me.
[Elle turns around and slaps David]
Elle: Why didn’t you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven’t heard from you since.
David: [pause] I’m sorry?
Elle: Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I’ve ever known and just taking it away?
David: Both?
Elle: Well, forget it. I’ve spent too much time crying over you.
[Elle walks away, and the girls change their mind about him]
Girl: So, when did you wanna go out?”
Elle: Excuse me.
[Elle turns around and slaps David]
Elle: Why didn’t you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven’t heard from you since.
David: [pause] I’m sorry?
Elle: Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I’ve ever known and just taking it away?
David: Both?
Elle: Well, forget it. I’ve spent too much time crying over you.
[Elle walks away, and the girls change their mind about him]
Girl: So, when did you wanna go out?”
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Misandry
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