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Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I’m going to get the love of my life back.
Elle’s Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don’t need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.”
Admissions Guy: She does have a 4.0 from CULA and she got a 179 on LSATs.
Head of Admissions: Fashion major?
Admissions Guy: Well, sir, we’ve never had one before and aren’t we always looking for diversity?
Admissions Guy: Her list of extracurricular activities is impressive.
Head of Admissions: She was in a Ricky Martin video.
Admissions Guy: Clearly, she’s interested in music.
Head of Admissions: She also designed a line of faux-fur panties for her sorority’s charity project.
Admissions Guy: Uh-huh, she’s a friend to the animals as well as a philanthropist.
Head of Admissions: Elle Woods.
Head of Admissions: Welcome to Harvard.”
Gage: Your best friend is suing you for six hundred million dollars.
Mark Zuckerberg: [Sarcastically] I didn't know that, tell me more.”
Agent Olivia Dunham: He worked out of Harvard, but not on toothpaste. He was part of a classified U.S. Army experimental program called "Kelvin Genetics". They gave him the resources to do whatever work he wanted, which was primarily in an area called 'fringe science.'
Peter Bishop: When you say 'fringe science,' you mean 'pseudoscience.'
Agent Olivia Dunham: Things like mind control, teleportation, astral projection, invisibility, genetic mutation, reanimation, fertility...
Peter Bishop: Woah. Excuse me for a sec. Reanimation? Really? So you're telling me, what, my father was Dr. Frankenstein?”
Beetlejuice: Ah. Well...I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen THE EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT...NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY...NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?”
Harvey: Can't I'm busy this weekend. I have to break into Fort Knox. I have to return some dubloons I stole.”
Shawn: Get outta here. He's got a Monkey Basketball League?”
Casey: What do you mean?
Bridgette: I don't know. Harvard's made you—
Bridgette: Just like, you're just different.
Bridgette: Yeah, just like, you know.
Casey: Well, in high school, I was different.
Bridgette: You were not.
Casey: I was, I was.
Bridgette: No, you were not.
Casey: You didn't see that part of me because I was studious.
Bridgette: You were not studious. I wrote half your papers.
Casey: That is true. Yeah, and you helped me write my college essay, which was very good.
Bridgette: I wrote your college essay. I spent a whole weekend writing that. I stayed up very late.”
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