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Professor Callahan: You’ve just won your case.”
A: They both have a one in a million chance of being human.”
Jay: Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. He LOVES the cock.”
Jay: Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm.
Hitchhiker: Don't be so suburban. It's the new millennium. Gay, straight...it's all the same now. There are no more lines.”
Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?”
they both want your seed.”
That's a lot of information to swallow”
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