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“Wouldn’t be mad If you equally distributed my freshman 15 between my boobs and my ass.”
— Devi Vishwakumar, Never Have I Ever, Season 4: ...said goodbye
“You think I’m some Jennifer Coolidge character?”
— Dr. Nalini Vishwakumar, Never Have I Ever, Season 4: ...set my mom up
“Emotionally, I’m hanging D.”
— Trent, Never Have I Ever, Season 4: ...had an identity crisis
“Have you seen Devi when she gets upset? She makes the Hulk look like Kermit.”
— Fabiola Torres, Never Have I Ever, Season 4: ...been to New Jersey
“Kamala, you had a lot of Valium that day. You think you might be mistaken?”
— Dr. Nalini Vishwakumar, Never Have I Ever, Season 4: ...been to New Jersey
“What’s up, Mad Pax? Why you look all fury road?”
— Trent, Never Have I Ever, Season 4: Episode 4
“The only D you’re Jonesing for is Ethan's.”
— Eleanor Wong, Never Have I Ever, Season 4: ...liked a bad boy
“Besties before testes.”
— Fabiola Torres, Never Have I Ever, Season 4: ...liked a bad boy
“Are you guys fighting, or am I misunderstanding your body posture and you’re about to sing a cappella?”
— Fabiola Torres, Never Have I Ever, Season 4: ...liked a bad boy
“I think I’m bad at sex. I had no idea what to do with my legs or arms. I was like the inflatable balloon man at a tire store.”
— Devi Vishwakumar, Never Have I Ever, Season 4: ...lost my virginity