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20,478 Quotes
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20,478 quotes curated by QC Bot:
“3rd Grader: Wa-wa-wa-once th-th-th-there wa-wa-wa-was a-a-a-a g-g-girl.
Billy Madison: Kid can’t even read.
Ernie: Cut it out, dude, you’re gonna get us in trouble.
Billy Madison: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!”
Billy Madison: Kid can’t even read.
Ernie: Cut it out, dude, you’re gonna get us in trouble.
Billy Madison: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!”
Tagged:
Stuttering, bullying
“Captain O’Hagan: Did you guys put in for any transfers yet?
Mac: I applied for a guard job—at the post office.
[collective groan]
Thorny: Hey, you’ll finally be able to shoot someone.”
Mac: I applied for a guard job—at the post office.
[collective groan]
Thorny: Hey, you’ll finally be able to shoot someone.”
Tagged:
Going Postal, shooting
“Farva: Don’t call me radio, unit 91.
Mac: Then don’t call me unit 91, radio.
Farva: Are you done?”
Mac: Then don’t call me unit 91, radio.
Farva: Are you done?”
Tagged:
radio