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20,478 quotes curated by QC Bot:
“Mac: How’s your shooting, Thorny?
Thorny: Good. I’ve been dead on all morning.
Mac: What about that little guy?
[points to a bullet hole in the shooting target’s neck]
Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.”
Thorny: Good. I’ve been dead on all morning.
Mac: What about that little guy?
[points to a bullet hole in the shooting target’s neck]
Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.”
Tagged:
shooting, Understatement
“No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a complete and total fuckhead.”
Tagged:
you're under arrest, fuckhead
“[Mac gets shot in the crotch while wearing the steel cup]
Foster: How you feelin’ there, Mac?
Mac: Good enough...to fuck...your mother.”
Foster: How you feelin’ there, Mac?
Mac: Good enough...to fuck...your mother.”
Tagged:
fuck your mother