“Billy Madison: Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really. [Notices gold swan on edge of tub] Billy Madison: Stop looking at me, swan.”— Tim Herlihy, Billy Madison, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“It’s Fabergé Organics. Use the shampoo and the conditioner, and when your hair’s damp—it’s not wet, okay? When it’s damp, do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.”— Kate Trefry, Steve Harrington, Joe Keery, imdb.com