Funny Quotes
The best short jokes to get you through the day.
Katie Mather
August 1, 2016
August 1, 2016
“I can't believe I have to keep washing this stupid body until I die.”
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Funny Quotes, Funny Tweets, Bodies, Washing, Showers, Bathing, Human Bodies, Cleaning Yourself
“When parents say to kids go to ur room & think about what you've done it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult.”
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Pat Tobi
“My wife doesn't believe that autocorrect changed 'Yes dear' to 'Hell no I'm not picking your mother up from the airport at 1am.'”
Tagged:
Funny Quotes, Relationships, Autocorrect Mistakes, Texting, Mother-In-Laws, Marriage, Dating
“If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.”
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Denise