“Just described someone as looking like "a maquette of a human made entirely out of cocktail sausages and then run over by a car."”— Tuesday Bassen, twitter.com
“The people I’m furious with are the women’s liberationists. They keep getting up on soapboxes and proclaiming women are brighter than men. That’s true, but it should be kept quiet or it ruins the whole racket.”— Anita Loos, thoughtcatalog.com
“I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.”— Groucho Marx, telegraph.co.uk