“[to his mother-in-law] Most people your age die. Why won't you?”— John P. McCann, Tom Ruegger, Lord Bravery (voice), Jeff Bennett, imdb.com
“My mother-in-law told me not to miss her too much when I dropped her off at the airport... To which I replied "The only way I could miss you is if I point my gun in the wrong direction".”— drbdrbdr, reddit.com
“My wife doesn't believe that autocorrect changed 'Yes dear' to 'Hell no I'm not picking your mother up from the airport at 1am.'”— Kent Graha, twitter.com