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|Birthday:||July 2, 1947|
|Educated At:||William Esper Studio|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Television Director, Voice Actor, Comedian|
Larry DavidFictional Character
AKA: Larry David
Birthday: July 2, 1947
Educated At: William Esper Studio
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Television Director, Voice Actor, Comedian
Spouse: Laurie David
Larry: Oh, and I forgot to mention, he's a sex offender.”
Larry: I think that this is a real bullshit story.”
Larry: My cousin once stole an Almond Joy from me, It was upsetting at the time but, umm...”
Larry: You wanna check my penis?”
George: What’s that?
Kramer: People who glitter.”
Jerry: No, there’s less.”
Larry: I can't believe you said 'blind man' in front of a blind man!”
Larry: This is a typo! It should be 'aunt!'”
Jerry: It must have been the singing.
Elaine: No, he pretty much thinks everybody’s gay.”
Jerry: Ugh. The four worst words in the English language.
George: That or ‘Whose bra is this?’
Jerry: That’s worse.”
Jerry: You’re serious?
Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.”
Jerry: You can’t over-dry.
George: Why not?
Jerry: Same reason you can’t over-wet.”
Elaine: You don’t think that someone having a baby warrants an exclamation point.
Jake: Hey look, I just chalked down the message. I didn’t know I was required to capture the mood of each caller.
Elaine: I just thought you would be a little more excited about a friend of mine having a baby.
Jake: OK, I’m excited. I just don’t happen to like exclamation points.
Elaine: Well, you know Jake, you should learn to use them. Like the way I’m talking right now, I would put an exclamation point at the end of all these sentences! On this one! And on that one!
Jake: Well, you can put one on this one: I’m leaving!”
Jerry: Well, we thought about this in a variety of ways, but the basic idea is I would play myself…
George: May I…?
Jerry: Go ahead.
George: I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: nothing.
Russell Dalrymple: Nothing?
Russell Dalrymple: What does that mean?
George: The show is about nothing!”
Telemarketer: When would be a good time to call back, sir?
Jerry: I have an idea, why don’t you give me your home number and I’ll call you back later?
Telemarketer: Umm, we’re not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don’t want strangers calling you at home.
Telemarketer: Umm, no.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.”