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Larry David Quotes
AKA: | Larry David |
Birthday: | July 2, 1947 |
Educated At: | William Esper Studio |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Television Director, Voice Actor, Comedian |
Spouse: | Laurie David |
Total quotes: 343

Larry David
Fictional CharacterAKA: Larry David
Birthday: July 2, 1947
Educated At: William Esper Studio
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Television Director, Voice Actor, Comedian
Spouse: Laurie David
Total quotes: 343
“You can't believe this woman. She's one of those low-talkers. You can't hear a word she's saying! You're always going 'excuse me?', 'what was that?'”
Tagged:
Low-Talkers
“Kramer: You’re becoming one of the glitterati.
George: What’s that?
Kramer: People who glitter.”
George: What’s that?
Kramer: People who glitter.”
Tagged:
Glitterati
“Elaine: Perhaps there’s more to Newman than meets the eye.
Jerry: No, there’s less.”
Jerry: No, there’s less.”
Tagged:
More than Meets The Eye
“Elaine: My father thought George was gay.
Jerry: It must have been the singing.
Elaine: No, he pretty much thinks everybody’s gay.”
Jerry: It must have been the singing.
Elaine: No, he pretty much thinks everybody’s gay.”
Tagged:
Homophobia, gay
“Elaine: All right, let’s go, I’ll give you half an hour.
Jerry: You’re serious?
Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.”
Jerry: You’re serious?
Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.”
Tagged:
Sex, Sex and Friendships
“Russell Dalrymple: So, what have you guys come up with?
Jerry: Well, we thought about this in a variety of ways, but the basic idea is I would play myself…
George: May I…?
Jerry: Go ahead.
George: I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: nothing.
Russell Dalrymple: Nothing?
George: Nothing!
Russell Dalrymple: What does that mean?
George: The show is about nothing!”
Jerry: Well, we thought about this in a variety of ways, but the basic idea is I would play myself…
George: May I…?
Jerry: Go ahead.
George: I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: nothing.
Russell Dalrymple: Nothing?
George: Nothing!
Russell Dalrymple: What does that mean?
George: The show is about nothing!”
Tagged:
Nothing, Minimalism
“Jerry: This isn’t a good time.
Telemarketer: When would be a good time to call back, sir?
Jerry: I have an idea, why don’t you give me your home number and I’ll call you back later?
Telemarketer: Umm, we’re not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don’t want strangers calling you at home.
Telemarketer: Umm, no.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.”
Telemarketer: When would be a good time to call back, sir?
Jerry: I have an idea, why don’t you give me your home number and I’ll call you back later?
Telemarketer: Umm, we’re not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don’t want strangers calling you at home.
Telemarketer: Umm, no.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.”
Tagged:
Telemarketing, Revenge
“The woman had an orgasm under false pretenses. That's sexual perjury.”
Tagged:
orgasm, Faking Orgasm
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