“Oh Aries, flaming ram of the sky, January was somethin’ else, huh? A month packed with surprises and changes, the good, the bad and the ones you’re still not certain about. Did you get bangs? Did you drop ol’ so-and-so and move on to better things? Did you drop ol’ so-and-so and end up going through…”— Sarah Barnes, manrepeller.com
“If February is Black History Month and March is Women’s History Month, what happens the rest of the year? Discrimination.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Just let me ask you something. Is it ‘FebRUary’ or ‘FebUary’? Because I prefer ‘FebUary,’ and what is this ‘ru’?”— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, George Steinbrenner, Larry David, imdb.com
“Average time between full moons is 29.53 days. Which means February will occasionally not get one, and will never have two.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.com