Quotes tagged ‘Punny’

“Fork yeah!”

— Matthew Carnahan, Doug Guggenheim, Josh Lawson, imdb.com

“Well, you're too late. Steve's at the age where he doesn't care about going to a ball game with his dad. All he's interested in is girls. He doesn't want ball games, he just wants to ball dames. Huh? Huh?”

— Parker Deay, Jordan Blum, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com

“You know why Chinese couples can't have their own Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white.”

— Alex Cuthbertson, Matt Fusfeld, Kenny Schwartz, Rick Wiener, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com

“Judge Marinovich: A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That's highly unusual. Peralta: At the time I did not know she was a defense attorney. I should have been able to guess, however, based on her ability to lie all over me.”

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

“Dave: Have you ever felt like the Big Mac wasn't big enough? Or the foot long wasn't feet long enough? Well, have no fear, ladies and gentlemen, and feast your eyes upon steaktanic! Two pounds of meat. Max: Steaktanic. Dave: One liter of garlic aeoli. Max: Steaktanic. Dave: A half a block of smoked…”

— David Caspe, Dave Rose, Zachary Knighton, imdb.com

“Mona: What gives, Velma? Did you have a nasty dream last night about Shaggy? Hannah: I was in the shower with him. Mona: Oh, talk about a wet dream. Hannah: No, it wasn't a dream. He took a shower at my place.”

— Francesca Rollins, Oliver Goldstick, Hanna Marin, Ashley Benson, imdb.com

“Want to hear a construction joke? I'm working on it.”

— Bad Joke Cat, twitter.com

“Shout out to people who are hard of hearing.”

— Steve Mieczkowsk, twitter.com

“I got fired from the orange juice factory because I couldn't concentrate.”

— Unknown, reddit.com