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Quotes tagged “Snarky”
Rube: "Onward", not "upward". No pearly gates for you. No choirs of angels, either.
George: You dick! You're sendin' me to hell?
Rube: Don't flatter yourself. You're not that interesting.”
Jackie Peyton: OK, a quick question.
Zoey Barkow: Sure.
Jackie Peyton: Shut up.
Zoey Barkow: Is that the question?”
Sean Lincoln: Only because it's never wanted me. I'm very petty that way.
Beverly Lincoln: But why do it? Our lives are here, our friends are here.
Sean Lincoln: Who would you miss?
Beverly Lincoln: We need better friends.”
Marcus: Your father gave up a civil servant job to help liberate the poor, she's fighting to speak French instead English. That's not much of an objective.”
Vanessa: I don't think I have any.
Kevin Gable: Oh, please. You're from Massapequa. Your name's Vanessa Sollucci. You have gum.”
Dr. Dylan Reinhart: While I may have a fascination with psychopaths, it does not mean I am one.
Lizzie Needham: Judging by the way you eat your pizza, I’m not so sure.”
Girl #1: Do you have anything that's really special?
Max Black: Not according to my high school guidance counselor.
Girl #2: I'll have the veggie plate, but instead of beats I want kale and instead of broccoli more kale. I want the veggies steamed and instead of dressing I want lemons. Don't you need to write this down?
Max Black: I'm afraid if I start writing that down it'll turn into a suicide note.”
Peggy: Yeah, stick to what you know. Orgies and edible underpants.”
Matt Murdock: For whatever it's worth, I'm glad you're here.
Jessica Jones: What?
Matt Murdock: No, the circumstances could be better. I'm just saying, y'know. I'm glad we found each other.
Luke Cage: I'm not hugging you.”
Matt Murdock: That is the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Jessica Jones: Don't get used to it.”
Matt Murdock: Come again?
Danny Rand: Sworn protector of K'un-Lun.
Jessica Jones: What are you on? Lithium?”
Issa: ...It's front-eye.”
Molly: And a little bit of pepper.
Issa: I taste wine.”
Lyn: I totally knew it.
Emma: Then why didn't you say anything?
Lyn: Why didn't you say anything?
Emma: When do we ever say anything?
Lyn: God, that's so true. That's sad, we should say stuff.”
Silver: Unlike Navid Shirazi, who's the same club promoting player he was in high school.”
Naomi: Oh, well, you know what I say. If you have it, flaunt it.
Jen: And I always say that if you feel the need to advertise it, it probably isn't worth buying.”
Ryan: Yeah, about as gay as your dad.
Kimberly: My dad's dead.
Ryan: Hm. Well, I think your dad's about as dead as I am gay.
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