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Jessica Jones Quotes

Total quotes: 25
“Summer in New York City. It's hot. It's humid. And everyone's just a little more pissed-off than usual.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 4
Tagged: Summer, Humidity, New York City
“I wish I had a Mother of the Year award so I could bludgeon you with it.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Sin Bin
Tagged: Mother of the Year
“You think you're the only ones who've lost people?! You think you're the only ones with pain?! You think you can take your shit and dump it on me?! You don't get to do that! So you take your goddamn pain and live with it, assholes!”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA 99 Friends
Tagged: Pain, Loss
“Okay, you are the most full of shit lawyer I've ever met, and I think we should stop and appreciate the magnitude of that statement.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's The Defenders, Season 1: Worst Behavior
Tagged: Sassy, Lawyer, Funny, amusing, Witty, Insult, Full of Shit, Insulting, Superhero
“A poodle doesn't show its belly to a pit bull if it doesn't want its guts ripped out.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 5
Tagged: Poodle, Pit Bull, Cops
“Everything changes, and nothing really changes. People die, new people are born, and we exist in between.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 13
Tagged: Life Quotes, Life Changes, Existing, Empty, Cynic
“Well, if you don't have any nice words I mean, anything nice to say, just you know, lie.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 7
Tagged: Deception, lying, meanness, Nice
“They say everyone's born a hero. But if you let it, life will push you over the line until you're the villain. Problem is, you don't always know that you've crossed that line.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Smile
Tagged: Hero, villain
“Robyn: You’re all alone so you have to pick away at other people’s happiness.

Jessica: Lady, you’re a very perceptive asshole.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Crush Syndrome
Tagged: asshole, Perceptive
“Malcolm: You're a good person, Jessica Jones.

Jessica: You're high.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA It's Called Whiskey
Tagged: You're High
“Jeri Hogarth: You need to pull yourself together. You are coming across distinctly paranoid.


Jessica: Everyone keeps saying that. It's like a conspiracy.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA 99 Friends
Tagged: Conspiracy, Paranoid
“Jessica: I prefer repression.

Malcolm: And self-medication.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA You're a Winner
Tagged: Self-Medication, Repression
“You're a deranged prick. You've never loved anyone in your repulsive life.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Top Shelf Perverts
Tagged: insults, Deranged
“That thing that attacked me is your mom? I hope they lock her up and melt the key down for bullets.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 10
Tagged: Revenge, Incarceration
“The line keeps moving and i keep stepping over it. How far is too far? and will there ever be a way back?”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: The Line, Going Too Far
“It's 5 o’clock somewhere and I need to update my resume. Would you put ‘day drinking’ under experience or special abilities?”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA The Sandwich Saved Me
Tagged: Day Drinking
“I’m not a killer. I’m not you. I’m not my mother. I can control myself. Which means I’m more powerful than you ever were.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 11
Tagged: Humblebragging, killers, Composure
“ John Raymond : There's nowhere to go. They'll find me. They'll they'll hurt me. 


Jessica Jones : To be honest, if you hurt my friend, I'm gonna hurt you worse.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's The Defenders, Season 1: Mean Right Hook
Tagged: Revenge, Payback, nowhere to go
“Luke Cage: Lot of booze for such a small woman.

Jessica Jones: I don't get asked on a lot of second dates.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Ladies Night
Tagged: Alcoholism, Second Dates
“Humanity sucks and they don't deserve saving.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA I've Got the Blues
Tagged: Misanthropy
“Jessica Jones: I just think we'll work better together if we trust each other, don't you?

Matt Murdock: That is the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Jessica Jones: Don't get used to it.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's The Defenders, Season 1: Ashes, Ashes
Tagged: Sarcasm, Trust, Friendship, Nice, Snarky, Superheroes, Allies
“I'm a piece of shit, and shit stinks.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Top Shelf Perverts
Tagged: Shit
“You can't improve on an asshole by making it bigger.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Take a Bloody Number
Tagged: asshole
“You have often needed protection from your vagina.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 3
“ Hey, you drive a Porsche, you can afford another Porsche.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 12
Tagged: Porsche, Affluence
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