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|Birthday:||February 24, 1909|
|Birthplace:||Baku, Russian Empire|
|Educated At:||Queens' College|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||University Teacher, Mathematician, Philosopher, Filosofo Ninja Exitoso, Ninja|
AKA: Max Black
Birthday: February 24, 1909
Birthplace: Baku, Russian Empire
Educated At: Queens' College
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: University Teacher, Mathematician, Philosopher, Filosofo Ninja Exitoso, Ninja
Girl #1: Do you have anything that's really special?
Max Black: Not according to my high school guidance counselor.
Girl #2: I'll have the veggie plate, but instead of beats I want kale and instead of broccoli more kale. I want the veggies steamed and instead of dressing I want lemons. Don't you need to write this down?
Max Black: I'm afraid if I start writing that down it'll turn into a suicide note.”