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Ash: Yeah, that's mine.
Chet: What's it for?
Ash: Um... ice sculpture?
Chet: Oh. And the shotgun?
Ash: Uh, that's mine, too.
Chet: What's that for?
Ash: In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture.”
Kelly: What's a Lillian Pendergrass?
Ash: That beautiful creature right there. I'd know that caboose from anywhere.
Kelly: Are you having a stroke?
Ash: Hey, you say that now, back in the day, Lillian Pendergrass was a smoking hot former gymnast turned PhysEd teacher. You know what I'm talking about? She wore these tiny, little polyester shorts. You know during the summer, when you find that perfect peach?
Kelly: Your next words better be 'the end' or I will shoot us both. Me first.”
Kelly: Did you just Yoda quote me?”
Pablo Bolivar: Um, I don't think it's a very good weapon, Jefe. You had to stab Roper like 50 times.
Ash: Hey, I was sharpening it for you.”
Stewie: You know, Mother, life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!”
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