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Shock: [singing] You're so stupid! Think now! If we blow him up to smithereens, we may lose some pieces!
Lock, Shock: [singing] And then Jack will beat us black and green!”
Santa: Bumpy sleigh ride... Jack. Next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to her. [points to Sally] She's the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum! [walks away, muttering]
Santa: Skeletons, boogie men...
Jack Skellington: I hope there's still time.
Santa: To fix Christmas? Of course there is! I'm Santa Claus! [flies out chimney]”
Cartman: Thanks to Kyle's mother.
Kyle: Shut up, Cartman!
Mr. Garrison: So anybody knows any non-Santa or non-Jesus, Christmas song.
[Cartman raises his hand]
Mr. Garrison: Yes, Eric?
Cartman: How about we sing Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch in D minor.
Kyle: I told you not to call my mom a bitch, Cartman!”
Fonzie: Well, you'd be up a creek, Mrs. C.
Richie: Yeah, our car'd be stuck in the snow, our tree'd be out, and our Santa Claus would be mugging the neighbors.”
Samantha Stephens: I thought I'd take him to see Santa Claus.
Darrin Stephens: Another one?
Samantha Stephens: The real one.
Darrin Stephens: The real...? Are you telling—are you trying to tell me there really is...?
Samantha Stephens: Of course there is, darling.
Darrin Stephens: Where? I mean wha-whe-wha-where does he?
Samantha Stephens: Where does he live?
Darrin Stephens: Yeah.
Samantha Stephens: The North Pole!”
Elf: Well, of course he's busy, what do you think this is the Fourth of July?”
Because he only comes once a year, and that's down a chimney.”
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