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Fonzie Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Richie: Fonzie, did your family ever have a second car?

Fonzie: Nope. But we got four motorcycles. We even got a sidecar for my grandma.”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 2: Richie's Car
Tagged: Family Car, Motorcycles
“Howard: So, you're gonna play the 'Melancholy Dane,' huh?

Fonzie: Hey, wait a minute! I don't play animals!”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 2: A Star Is Bored
Tagged: Melancholy Dane, Hamlet, Great Danes
“Richie: What's your idea of the perfect girl, Fonzie?

Fonzie: 45-22-34... with her own Harley.”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 2: Open House
Tagged: perfect girl, Harley
“Fonzie: You got nothing to fear but fear itself.

Richie: Didn't somebody else say that?

Fonzie: Well, if they did, they got it from the Fonz.”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 2: Haunted
Tagged: FDR, Nothing To Fear
“Fonzie: Hey, Cunningham, which is cooler? The mirrors up like this at an angle or down like this, straight?

Richie: Well, I think you can see better with them down at an angle.

Fonzie: Hey, I don't wanna see where I've been. I wanna see how cool I look getting there!”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 1: Knock Around the Block
Tagged: biker, Motorcycles, looking cool
“Marion: What do you plan to do when you get out of school?

Fonzie: Oh, I was thinking I might become a cop.

Marion: That's very admirable.

Fonzie: I mean, it's the only job I know where they pay you to drive a motorcycle.”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 1: Fonzie Drops In
Tagged: Cops, Career, Motorcycles
“Fonzie: Like I always say, you live fast, you die young, you leave a good-looking corpse.

Potsie: Hey, that's cool.

Richie: Nick Romano said that in Knock on Any Door.

Fonzie: I think I said it better.”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 1: Be the First on Your Block
Tagged: Live Fast Die Young, Nick Romano, Knock on Any Door
“Fonzie: I went out with a girl like that once. Broke up with her in two and a half minutes.

Richie: How did you do it?

Fonzie: Well, I wrote a note and threw it through her window. Of course, it was wrapped in a brick.”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 2: Who's Sorry Now?
Tagged: Bad Breakups
“Marion: What would we do without you, Fonzie?

Fonzie: Well, you'd be up a creek, Mrs. C.

Richie: Yeah, our car'd be stuck in the snow, our tree'd be out, and our Santa Claus would be mugging the neighbors.”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 2: Guess Who's Coming to Christmas
Tagged: Snow, Santa Claus, Mugging
“Fonzie: You gotta have cousins and in-laws and stuff. I mean, all those people! I got nothing against marriage, but how am I gonna get them all on my bike at the same time?

Howard: Marion, do you remember our wedding night?

Marion: Howard, we've been married twenty-one years. You can stop apologizing now.”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 1: The Best Man
Tagged: Wedding Night, Impotence
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