Show

Portlandia

Satirical sketch comedy set and filmed in Portland, Oregon that explores the eccentric misfits who embody the foibles of modern culture.

(9 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (6)Season 3 (2)Season 5 (1)Season 8

Characters

Fred Armisen (14)Carrie Brownstein (11)Jonathan Krisel (6)Allison Silverman (6)Candace (2)Toni (2)Dave (1)nina (1)Jason (1)Lance (1)

“Put a bird on it!”

— Allison Silverman, Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Lance, Fred Armisen, imdb.com

Tagged: put a bird on it, Cliches

“What a journal should be is a document of misery.”

— Allison Silverman, Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Toni, Carrie Brownstein, imdb.com

Tagged: Journaling, Misery

“Press one for shut up and go home!”

— Carrie Brownstein, Fred Armisen, Candace, Fred Armisen, imdb.com

Tagged: Press 1

“People tell me my body looks like a melted candle.”

— Allison Silverman, Fred Armisen, Jonathan Krisel, nina , Carrie Brownstein, imdb.com

Tagged: Fat-Shaming

“I'll be your Santa Claus if you want, and I'll be every goddamn elf you want.”

— Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein, Dave, Fred Armisen, imdb.com

Tagged: Santa Claus, Elf, Fantasy, role playing

“Mayor: Hey, I just got back from Baltimore. Various Characters: Great, that’s a great city. Mayor: It’s a great city.”

— Allison Silverman, Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Mayor , Kyle MacLachlan, imdb.com

Tagged: baltimore, obsequious

“Every time you point I see a penis.”

— Allison Silverman, Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Toni, Carrie Brownstein, imdb.com

Tagged: feminism, Hallucinating Penises, Phallic

“I will hold your hand and go out into the street and make us both get hit by a car that'll push us into another car, and we'll go back and forth all day, being hit by cars, holding hands real tight, and I will not let go.”

— Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein, Candace, Fred Armisen, imdb.com

Tagged: Threats, Hysteria

“Portland's a city where young people go to retire.”

— Allison Silverman, Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Jason, Fred Armisen, imdb.com

Tagged: Portland, Slackers