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Cop: Well, that's an interesting cologne you're wearing. Step outside.”
Cartman: I clocked you at 40 MPH back there. Do you know what the speed limit is hey-ah?
Randy: Well, according to that sign right there, it's 40 MPH.
Cartman: Step out of the car, please, sir.
Randy: Wait a second. Aren't you Stan's little friend?
Cartman: Sir, step out of the car, please.
Randy: Yeah. You're the one who always plugs up the toilet at our house.
Cartman: Ay! I am a cop, and you will respect my authority!
Randy: Yeah, right. You better get back to school, little boy. [Cartman hits Randy's shin] Ow!
Cartman: Get your ass to jail!
Randy: Ow! Hey, what the heck you doing?! You can't do that! Ow! Ow!
Mike: I am asking you to take a few ounces of lukewarm coffee and spill it on him. I doubt that satisfies the definition of 'assault,' but, hey, you're the lawyer.”
I don't know if it's this uniform, but I've never craved doughnuts before in my life.”
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