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J.T.: Those are the silicon molecules of the female breast. I made it out of flour, water, and lard!”
Calamity Jane: I'll keep my fucking eyes shut, but I'll know every fucking move you make.”
Marshall: Yeah, but he was looking down your shirt when he said it.
Mary: Why are you being so nice to me?”
Kenny [muffled]: And I want to see you handling your breasts.
Stan: Sick, dude, she's my sister!”
They DON'T have magic boobs that don't sag or look squished flat. They're wearing bras.
Your breasts are great! It is the SWIMSUIT that makes them look weird. If you could wear an invisible push-up bra under your swimsuit...
And the STRAPLESS swimsuits? Bra central.
The one-piece suits that mash you down when you wear them in the wild? They look great if you have a big old bra on.
Teach your children well. I would have appreciated this information when I was 14.”
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