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Francine Smith (voice) Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“Any man who ever did anything great was just trying to show up some piece of ass who didn't give him any.”
— Francine Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 9: Spelling Bee My Baby
Tagged: Great, Success, Point to prove, Sex, Show Up
“I may be blonde with great cans, but I'm pretty smart when I've had my eight hours.”
— Francine Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 2: Bullocks to Stan
Tagged: blonde, breasts, Smart, Sleep, Eight Hours
“Steve: I can't believe I'm gonna die a virgin.

Francine: Aw, sweetie, there was a 70-80% chance of that happening, anyway.”
— Francine Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 1: Threat Levels
Tagged: virgin, Die A virgin, Sex, Diss
“Well, you're too late. Steve's at the age where he doesn't care about going to a ball game with his dad. All he's interested in is girls. He doesn't want ball games, he just wants to ball dames. Huh? Huh?”
— Francine Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 8: Virtual In-Stanity
Tagged: teenager, Doesn't care, Girls, Ball Games, Punny, Dames
“A real New York hotel! How many Wall Street bankers have had their first prostitute here?”
— Francine Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 12: Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour
Tagged: New York, Wall Street, Bankers, Sex, hotels, Prostitutes
“Stan, we can't have a grown woman acting like a child in our house. This ain't no Disney Channel.”
— Francine Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 13: Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six
Tagged: Child, grown woman, Disney Channel, Acting
“Doctor says I have a big, spongy cervix. Oh, listen to me bragging about my vagina. It's last week's PTA meeting all over again.”
— Francine Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 4: Surro-Gate
Tagged: Cervix, bragging, Vagina, PTA, doctor, Pride
“You know why Chinese couples can't have their own Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white.”
— Francine Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 7: White Rice
Tagged: Jokes, Chinease, Couples, babies, Punny
“ I haven't seen you in 10 years! Are you still 30?”
— Francine Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 9: The Boring Identity
Tagged: Math, Old Friend, years, Age
“Francine: You want your money, you unsupportive jerk? Fine! Here's your $5,000 back.

Stan: You made all this in one day?

Francine: That's right, I did. Through hard work and giving people incorrect change.”
— Francine Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 3: American Dream Factory
Tagged: Money, Cash, Jerk, Unsupportive, Hard Work, Incorrect Change, Cheat
“I wanted to be the mother of the first boy to whack it on the moon.”
— Francine Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 9: Max Jets
Tagged: mother, Moon, Mastrubation, ambitions
“You wanna dance, bitch? Let's dance!”
— Francine Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 2: Stan of Arabia
Tagged: angry, dance, Fighting
“Nothing bonds a family like a dark, horrible secret.”
— Francine Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 4: The Vacation Goo
Tagged: Bonds, Family, dark, horrible, Secret
“Francine: Steve, your father got hurt in a very tender place. He's probably frustrated he can't go to work, or mow the lawn, or clean the gutters. Boy, it's been a while since he's cleaned the gutters.

Steve: Hey, maybe until Dad get better, I can clean the gutters.

Francine: That's creepy, honey.”
— Francine Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 2: A Smith in the Hand
Tagged: hurt, Frustrated, Mow The Lawn, Clean the gutters, Sex, Euphomism
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