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AKA: | Tim Allen |
Birthday: | June 13, 1953 |
Educated At: | Western Michigan University |
Political Parties: | Republican Party |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor, Film Director, Actor |
Spouse: | Jane Hajduk |
Total quotes: 80
Tim Allen
BirthnameAKA: Tim Allen
Birthday: June 13, 1953
Educated At: Western Michigan University
Political Parties: Republican Party
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor, Film Director, Actor
Spouse: Jane Hajduk
Total quotes: 80
“Mark Taylor: I have a woman—Mommy.
Randy Taylor: Your mommy can't be your woman, doofus.
Tim Taylor: A lot of men pay a psychiatrist a lot of money to figure that one out.”
Randy Taylor: Your mommy can't be your woman, doofus.
Tim Taylor: A lot of men pay a psychiatrist a lot of money to figure that one out.”
Tagged:
Mommy Issues
“Randy: My dad's been in the hospital so much they gave him a preferred customer card.
Tim: Yeah, one more head injury and we win a trip to Hawaii.”
Tim: Yeah, one more head injury and we win a trip to Hawaii.”
Tagged:
hospital, head injury
“I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid, little, insignificant toy.”
Tagged:
space ranger, insignificant
“One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister.”
Tagged:
darjeeling, Marie Antoinette
“Buzz Lightyear: I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace.
Rex: [shaking Buzz Lightyear's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!”
Rex: [shaking Buzz Lightyear's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!”
Tagged:
i come in peace, Dinosaur
“Tim: My sons are interested in baseball cards as an investment, and they don't wanna get ripped off.
Salesman: Sorry, all we do here is rip people off. Store policy.”
Salesman: Sorry, all we do here is rip people off. Store policy.”
Tagged:
ripoff, baseball cards
“Buzz Lightyear: [in Sid's backpack, approaching his home] Sheriff, I can see your indwelling from here. You're almost home.
Alien: Nirvana is coming, the mystic portal awaits.”
Alien: Nirvana is coming, the mystic portal awaits.”
Tagged:
Nirvana, mystic portal
“Politicians, politics always change. Sometimes it's my guys. Sometimes it's your morons.”
Tagged:
Politics, American Politics
“Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, this is no time to panic!
Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!”
Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!”
Tagged:
Panic
“Buzz Lightyear: [Referring to Andy's other toys] Do you know these life forms?
Woody: Yes, they're Andy's toys.”
Woody: Yes, they're Andy's toys.”
Tagged:
life forms, Toys
“You know why I like tools? Because they fix things—you tear down a motor, see the problem, it's right there—boom; it's fixed. I wish I could fix things between us that easily.”
Tagged:
Tools
“Buzz Lightyear: I can't help. I can't help anyone.
Woody: Why sure you can Buzz Lightyear. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's House.”
Woody: Why sure you can Buzz Lightyear. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's House.”
Tagged:
Helping, Cooperation
“Let's be honest, if nobody's talking, then nobody's listening. If nobody's listening, nobody's learning.”
Tagged:
Trust, Communication
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