“Moira, look at this. Under purpose of trip he writes 'driving.'”— Michael Short, David West Read, David Rose, Dan Levy, imdb.com
“Driving is old-fashioned and boring, like baseball.”— Rebecca Hoobler, Eddie Quintana, Sara Scully, Duncan, Amy Poehler, imdb.com
“Why aren't we flying? Because getting there is half the fun. You know that.”— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“I love a drive in the country. Don't you...?”— Richard Maibaum, Michael G. Wilson, James Bond, Roger Moore, imdb.com
“Fran: Why aren’t you driving? It’s your car. Mim: I prefer to yell at you.”— Frog Stone, Fran, Frog Stone, imdb.com
“[pointing a gun at an assassin] Both hands on the wheel, Mr. Jones, I'm a very nervous passenger.”— Richard Maibaum, Johanna Harwood, Berkely Mather, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com
“We are young enough that driving in these early morning hours still feels like we are getting away with something.”— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com
“Damn it! I can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!”— Luvh Rakhe, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com
“Danny “Danno” Williams: Can I ask you a question? Why are you always driving my car? Steve McGarrett: I like to drive. Danny “Danno” Williams: No. Rainman liked to drive. You have control issues.”— Carol Barbee, Danny Williams, Scott Caan, imdb.com
“Oh... and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?”— Greg Daniels, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“Mike Baxter: [after almost driving into a sinkhole] Oh, man! You good? It's all good. It's all good. Hold on a second. [puts car in reverse and pushes Boyd back into his seat] Get back in there. Sit back down. [after backing away from the sinkhole] Okay, listen, you sure you're all right? Boyd Baxte…”— Vince Calandra, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com
“No coincidence. I like to hump, I like to eat, and I don't like to drive.”— Alan Freedland, Alan R. Cohen, Buck Strickland, Stephen Root, imdb.com
“Willie: I was going down Fifth Street Road, and instead of taking a left I took a right... ALF: I thought you couldn't turn right down that road, it's a one-way street. Willie: ALF, what difference does it make to you? ALF: What difference does it make? HAH! I'm not driving with you anymore!”— Donald Todd, ALF (voice), Paul Fusco, imdb.com
“Ain't nothing like a pleasant drive in the countryside looking at some stinking ass toilets.”— Sean Whitesell, Stephen Holder, Joel Kinnaman, imdb.com
“All right, red light. Time to text and shave and whittle and floss.”— Joseph Lee, Chris Regan, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Great, now we got a mummy on the loose and the son of a bitch knows how to drive stick?”— Steve Franks, Burton 'Gus' Guster, Dule Hill, imdb.com
“You know, this whole driving thing’s quite easy when you’re actually trying to hit something.”— Dana Horgan, Jerome Schwartz, Zelena, Rebecca Mader, imdb.com
“Hayley: [after the cab crashes] Did the cabbie survive? Stan: No. Damn fool was driving sober.”— John Unholz, Robert Maitia, Ali Waller, Brett Cawley, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com