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Quotes tagged “Husband-Bashing”
Tim: Who tried to talk you out of marrying me?
Jill: Oh no one, you know, my mom, my dad, my sisters, my cousins, the minister, the post man, some guy down at the mail box, you know, oh and Sheila, who said to me, 'Don't marry him, I know a loser when I see one'.
Tim: Good thing she was wrong.
Jill: Who said she was wrong?”
Tim: Let's talk about who doesn't think for a minute—who drove around for two days with the oil light on?
Jill: Wait—I thought you said you weren't going to bring up the oil light.
Tim: With all those rocks in my head, sometimes I don't know what I'm sayin'!”
Tim Taylor: It's simple. Mount it, point it straight up. Any man could do that.
Jill Taylor: Yeah, but it has to stay up longer than ten seconds.”
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