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Justin Roiland Quotes
|Birthday:||February 21, 1980|
|Birthplace:||Stockton, California, United States|
|Educated At:||Manteca High School, Sierra High School|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Journalist, Video Game Developer, Voice Actor, Screenwriter|
Birthday: February 21, 1980
Birthplace: Stockton, California, United States
Educated At: Manteca High School, Sierra High School
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Journalist, Video Game Developer, Voice Actor, Screenwriter
Morty: Oh well, okay. [unzips]
Rick: A hair, Morty. I need one of your hairs. This isn't Game of Thrones.”
Morty Jr.: I don't wanna masturbate! I wanna conquer the planet!”
Jerry: Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.”
Jerry: I see... Wait, what?!”
Rick: Worse, you're smart. When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours. And I've never met a universe that was into it. The universe is basically an animal, it grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots, just to eat them, not unlike your friend Timmy.”
Leonard Smith: No, no, no. Jacob is your mother's lover. I watch them. Sometimes from a chair, sometimes from a closet. Almost always dressed as Superman.”
Rick: Because I waited until I was certain it was what I wanted to do, Morty! That's the difference between you and me: I'm certain, and you're a walking burlap sack filled with turds.”
Rick: Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions.”
Jerry: Oh, I, uh... I think I understa—
Morty: You know, you're really playing with fire when you burst in here like that, man.
Jerry: I get it. Say no more.
Morty: I mean one of these days, you know, you're gonna—you're gonna—you're gonna end up seeing something.”
Doll: Everything's deductible.
Rick: Don't pay for cool stuff with your soul. Pay for it with money. You know, like how every store in the world works?”
Unity: Yes, Rick, yes! Yes, yes!
Rick: Wait, wait, stop! H-Hold it! Not like this. We need a hang glider, and a crotchless Uncle Sam costume, and I want the entire field of your largest stadium covered end to end with naked redheads, and I want the stands packed with every man that remotely resembles my father.”