“Look at me, jerking off in the shower….This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.”— Alan Ball, Lester Burnham, Kevin Spacey, imdb.com
“Don't break an arm jerking yourself off, Morty.”— Ryan Ridley, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com