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Quotes tagged “Toilet”
Dina: Already it's a horror story.”
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer... [Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet] Shitter was full.
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our shitters, honey?
Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.
Clark: He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it.”
Shug: 'Do his business'? You sound like he going to the toilet on you.
Celie: That's what it feel like.
Shug: Why then, Miss Celie...that means you still a virgin!”
Man: Yeah, so's a toilet!”
Homer: [answering the door] She's in the can. Go away.
Ralph: Yes, sir! I'd do anything for Lisa.”
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