Quotes tagged ‘idiots’
(23 total)
“Hey! Everybody! These two have an announcement to make! Guys? (Craig and Manny keep quiet) Oh, they're way too modest. So I'll help spread the joy. These two idiots are pregnant! That's right, because it's way to difficult to use a condom!”
— John Bell, Bruce McDonald, Tassie Cameron, Allan Eastman, Yan Moore, Aaron Martin, Stefan Scaini, Ashley Kerwin, Melissa McIntyre, imdb.com
“Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say? Smithers: If you did it, Sir?”
— John Swartzwelder, Waylon Smithers, Harry Shearer, imdb.com
“Beth: Am I evil? Rick: Worse, you're smart. When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours. And I've never met a universe that was into it. The universe is basically an animal, it grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots, just to eat them, not unlike your friend Timmy.”
— Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com