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Rick Sanchez Quotes

Total quotes: 16
“60 for the resonator, and my grandson wants the sex robot.”
— Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty, Season 1: Raising Gazorpazorp
Tagged: Sex, Robot, coming of age, hormones
“There's a lesson here and I'm not going to be the one to figure it out.”
— Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty, Season 4: Edge of Tomorty
Tagged: Lesson, figure it out, Thought
“Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't.”
— Rick Sanchez, "Rick and Morty" A Rickle in Time(TV Episode 2015)
Tagged: Uncertainty, Doubt, Logic
“Listen to me, Morty. I know that new situations can be intimidating. You lookin' around and it's all scary and different, but y'know... meeting them head-on, charging into 'em like a bull—that's how we grow as people.”
— Rick Sanchez,
Tagged: Courage, Growing Pains, Overcoming Adversity
“Sometimes science is more art than science, Morty. Lot of people don't get that.”
— Rick Sanchez, Rick And Morty(Season 1, Episode 6)
Tagged: Science
“I'm sorry, but your opinion means very little to me.”
— Rick Sanchez, Rick And Morty(Season 1, Episode 6)
Tagged: What Others Think Does Not Matter, Be yourself
“Morty, you know outer space is up right? ”
— Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty, Season 4: Edge of Tomorty
Tagged: Outer Space, Space, Sassy
“Stealing stuff is about the stuff, not the stealing.”
— Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty, Season 4: One Crew Over the Crewcoo's Morty
Tagged: Stealing, Theft, Lesson
“I wasn't born into the God business, I fucking earned it.”
— Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty, Season 4: Rattlestar Ricklactica
Tagged: Business, Work Hard, earned it
“Your parents are a bag of dicks.”
— Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty, Season 4: Childrick of Mort
Tagged: Parents, lame, metaphor example
“Think for yourselves. Don’t be sheep.”
— Rick Sanchez, Rick And Morty(Season 2, Episode 1)
Tagged: Perspective, Life Tips, Be Different, Question Everything
“I programmed you to believe that.”
— Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty, Season 4: One Crew Over the Crewcoo's Morty
Tagged: Belief, Program, computer
“I think you have to think ahead and live in the moment.”
— Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty, Season 4: Edge of Tomorty
Tagged: moment, Life, live
“What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.”
— Rick Sanchez, Rick And Morty(Season 1, Episode 6)
Tagged: Science, Love Sucks
“Isn't it obvious Morty? I fucked a planet.”
— Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty, Season 4: Childrick of Mort
Tagged: planet, Sex, obvious
“Weddings are basically just funerals with cake.”
— Rick Sanchez,
Tagged: LOL, Weddings, Cynical
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