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Quotes tagged “Vegetarian”

“Beast Boy: Yo, Raven! Try one! They're loaded with soybeany goodness!.

Raven: I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat.”
— Beast Boy (voice) / Raven (voice), Teen Titans, Season 1: The Sum of His Parts
Tagged: Vegetarian, Vegan
“Max Black: Hi, ready to order?

Girl #1: Do you have anything that's really special?

Max Black: Not according to my high school guidance counselor.

Girl #2: I'll have the veggie plate, but instead of beats I want kale and instead of broccoli more kale. I want the veggies steamed and instead of dressing I want lemons. Don't you need to write this down?

Max Black: I'm afraid if I start writing that down it'll turn into a suicide note.”
— Max Black, 2 Broke Girls, Season 1: And the Break-up Scene
Tagged: Waitress, Work, food, Kale, Hipsters, Rude, Witty, Snarky, Suicide, veggies, Vegetarian
“Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.”
— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 7: Lisa the Vegetarian
Tagged: Vegetarian, animal, Pig, Meat
“Jimmy: You know how long it's been since I had steak? I live with three vegetarians.

Sandy: You know how long it's been since we had beer in the house? I am so sick of chardonnay and merlot.”
— Sandy Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Outsider
Tagged: Steak, Vegetarian, Meat, food, Beer, Chardonnay, Merlot, Alcohol, wealthy, classy, joke, Complain
“Special Agent Seeley Booth: I should just become a vegetarian.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Or, as an alternative, just don't eat people.”
— Seeley Booth, Bones, Season 1: The Man in the Bear
Tagged: Vegetarian, Cannibalism
“Don't become a vegetarian! It's a big missed-steak.”
— Bleached-Asshole, Don't become a vegetarian!
Tagged: Steak, Vegetarian
“They keep to themselves. Well, they argue a lot. He's a vegetarian, she's a bitch.”
— Zane Hiatt, Freakish, Season 2: Trust Issues
Tagged: Vegetarian, Bitch
“The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Unless he’s a vegetarian.
Then you can get there through his vagina.”
— NonpoliticalNinjutsu, The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach
Tagged: Man, Vegetarian
“Even as a junkie I stayed true to vegetarianism. I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger. What a sexy little paradox.”
— Russell Brand, My Booky Wook
Tagged: Vegetarian, Drugs, Drug Addiction
“Like a German vegetarian, I feared the wurst.”
— Unknown, What is your favorite one-liner joke? • /r/AskReddit
Tagged: Funny Quotes, German, Wurst, Puns, play on words, Vegetarian

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