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Beast Boy:
Yo, Raven! Try one! They're loaded with soybeany goodness!.
Raven:
I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat.
—
Beast Boy (voice) / Raven (voice)
(Greg Cipes / Tara Strong)
,
Teen Titans
,
Season 1
:
The Sum of His Parts
Vegetarian
Vegan
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Max Black:
Hi, ready to order?
Girl #1:
Do you have anything that's really special?
Max Black:
Not according to my high school guidance counselor.
Girl #2:
I'll have the veggie plate, but instead of beats I want kale and instead of broccoli more kale. I want the veggies steamed and instead of dressing I want lemons. Don't you need to write this down?
Max Black:
I'm afraid if I start writing that down it'll turn into a suicide note.
—
Max Black
(Kat Dennings)
,
2 Broke Girls
,
Season 1
:
And the Break-up Scene
Waitress
Work
food
Kale
Hipsters
Rude
Witty
Snarky
Suicide
veggies
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Homer:
Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa:
No.
Homer:
Ham?
Lisa:
No.
Homer:
Pork chops?
Lisa:
Dad, those all come from the same animal.
—
Lisa Simpson
(Yeardley Smith)
,
The Simpsons
,
Season 7
:
Lisa the Vegetarian
Vegetarian
animal
Pig
Meat
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Jimmy:
You know how long it's been since I had steak? I live with three vegetarians.
Sandy:
You know how long it's been since we had beer in the house? I am so sick of chardonnay and merlot.
—
Sandy Cohen
(Peter Gallagher)
,
The O.C.
,
Season 1
:
The Outsider
Steak
Vegetarian
Meat
food
Beer
Chardonnay
Merlot
Alcohol
wealthy
classy
joke
Complain
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Special Agent Seeley Booth
: I should just become a vegetarian.
Dr. Temperance Brennan
: Or, as an alternative, just don't eat people.
—
Seeley Booth
(David Boreanaz)
,
Bones
,
Season 1
:
The Man in the Bear
Vegetarian
Cannibalism
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Don't become a vegetarian! It's a big missed-steak.
—
Bleached-Asshole
,
Don't become a vegetarian!
Steak
Vegetarian
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They keep to themselves. Well, they argue a lot. He's a vegetarian, she's a bitch.
—
Zane Hiatt
(Jordan Calloway)
,
Freakish
,
Season 2
:
Trust Issues
Vegetarian
Bitch
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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Unless he’s a vegetarian.
Then you can get there through his vagina.
—
NonpoliticalNinjutsu
,
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach
Man
Vegetarian
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Even as a junkie I stayed true to vegetarianism. I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger. What a sexy little paradox.
—
Russell Brand
,
My Booky Wook
Vegetarian
Drugs
Drug Addiction
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Like a German vegetarian, I feared the wurst.
—
Unknown
,
What is your favorite one-liner joke? • /r/AskReddit
Funny Quotes
German
Wurst
Puns
play on words
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