Vegetarian Quotes | Quote Catalog

Jimmy: You know how long it's been since I had steak? I live with three vegetarians.

Sandy: You know how long it's been since we had beer in the house? I am so sick of chardonnay and merlot.

— Sandy Cohen (Peter Gallagher), The O.C., Season 1: The Outsider

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Special Agent Seeley Booth: I should just become a vegetarian.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Or, as an alternative, just don't eat people.

— Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz), Bones, Season 1: The Man in the Bear

Vegetarian Cannibalism

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Don't become a vegetarian! It's a big missed-steak.

— Bleached-Asshole, Don't become a vegetarian!

Steak Vegetarian

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They keep to themselves. Well, they argue a lot. He's a vegetarian, she's a bitch.

— Zane Hiatt (Jordan Calloway), Freakish, Season 2: Trust Issues

Vegetarian Bitch

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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Unless he’s a vegetarian.
Then you can get there through his vagina.

— NonpoliticalNinjutsu, The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach

Man Vegetarian

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Even as a junkie I stayed true to vegetarianism. I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger. What a sexy little paradox.

— Russell Brand, My Booky Wook

Vegetarian Drugs Drug Addiction

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Like a German vegetarian, I feared the wurst.

— Unknown, What is your favorite one-liner joke? • /r/AskReddit

Funny Quotes German Wurst Puns play on words Vegetarian

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Jimmy: You know how long it's been since I had steak? I live with three vegetarians.

Sandy: You know how long it's been since we had beer in the house? I am so sick of chardonnay and merlot.

— Sandy Cohen (Peter Gallagher), The O.C., Season 1: The Outsider

Special Agent Seeley Booth: I should just become a vegetarian.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Or, as an alternative, just don't eat people.

— Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz), Bones, Season 1: The Man in the Bear

Don't become a vegetarian! It's a big missed-steak.

— Bleached-Asshole, Don't become a vegetarian!

They keep to themselves. Well, they argue a lot. He's a vegetarian, she's a bitch.

— Zane Hiatt (Jordan Calloway), Freakish, Season 2: Trust Issues

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Unless he’s a vegetarian.
Then you can get there through his vagina.

— NonpoliticalNinjutsu, The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach

Even as a junkie I stayed true to vegetarianism. I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger. What a sexy little paradox.

— Russell Brand, My Booky Wook

Like a German vegetarian, I feared the wurst.

— Unknown, What is your favorite one-liner joke? • /r/AskReddit