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Kate: If you you could live the life of any animal, which would you choose. David: Maybe like a hawk or something. What about you? Kate: A female bee. Shoot honey out my ass.
How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.
Blossom: All right, Bubbles! What animal do you have hiding in there?! Bubbles: He's not an animal, [She opens the door and shows a blue whale in their bedroom] he's a mammal!
— Genndy Tartakovsky, Chris Savino, Cindy Morrow, Bubbles, Tara Strong, imdb.com
My penis is an animal.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Don’t deny the animal. But don’t let it control you either.
— Chris Fedak, Amaya Jiwe, Maisie Richardson Sellers, imdb.com
Salem: That's awful. I hate prejudice. Do you know how many women have rejected me just because I have four legs and a tail? It's wrong, I tell ya! Why don't they care about what's inside? Sabrina: Salem, what's on the inside of you, is a selfish, misogynistic pig. Salem: Hey, pigs are people too!
— Barry Vigon, Tom Walla, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com
Salem: I’m so happy, I could plotz! Sabrina: Not on the kitchen table. Salem: You can say goodbye to this furry little punim! Hilda: Salem, what’s with all the Yiddish? Are you going into show business? Salem: I’m online with a camel in Jerusalem who used to be an Amway salesman. Zelda: Why did the…
— Carrie Honigblum, Renee Phillips, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com
Salem: I still don’t understand why I can’t go to parents’ night with you. Zelda: Because, Salem, it’s weird enough that we’re two sisters who live together in an old Victorian house. If we show up with a cat, we cross the line into Loonyville.
— Renee Phillips, Carrie Honigblum, Zelda Spellman, Beth Broderick, imdb.com
Sabrina: Hey, it worked! I pulled a rabbit out of a hat! Rabbit: Hey, put me back, my wife Renée is about to give birth! Sabrina: Oh, sorry! Hilda: Relax, that happens a lot with rabbits.
— Norma Safford Vela, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
Maddie: You're an animal. David: And you're a sexist. Maddie: What?! David: A sexist!! You know what a sexist is? Maddie: Of course I know what a sexist is, I am looking at one. David: So am I!!
— Glenn Gordon Caron, David Addison Jr., Bruce Willis, imdb.com
This is why I'm growing out my pubic hair - because it makes me feel like a fierce animal!
— Aline Brosh McKenna, Erin Ehrlich, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com
Ray: How's Bridg? Abby: She's a little bitch. She thinks I'm an idiot and you're an animal. Ray: Well, she's right about one of us.
"Capital-punishment states are the worst animal states and the worst for the handicapped.” All this makes Temple passionately angry, and passionately concerned for humane reform: she wants to reform the treatment of the handicapped, especially the autistic, as she wants to reform the treatment of ca…
Lemurs are close to the ancestral stock from which all primates arose, and I am happy to think that one of my own ancestors, 50 million years ago, was a little tree-dwelling creature not so dissimilar to the lemurs of today. I love their leaping vitality, their inquisitive nature.
What animal in the jungle is confused the most? The polar bear
Ignorance is a kind of insanity in the human animal.
I believe that the place where an animal dies is a sacred one. There is a need to bring ritual into the conventional slaughter plants and use as a means to shape people's behavior. It would help prevent people from becoming numbed, callous, or cruel. The ritual could be something very simple, such a…
I believe that the best way to create good living conditions for any animal, whether it's a captive animal living in a zoo, a farm animal or a pet, is to base animal welfare programs on the core emotion systems in the brain. My theory is that the environment animals live in should activate their pos…