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David: Maybe like a hawk or something. What about you?
Kate: A female bee. Shoot honey out my ass.”
Bubbles: He's not an animal, [She opens the door and shows a blue whale in their bedroom] he's a mammal!”
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.”
Sabrina: Salem, what's on the inside of you, is a selfish, misogynistic pig.
Salem: Hey, pigs are people too!”
Sabrina: Not on the kitchen table.
Salem: You can say goodbye to this furry little punim!
Hilda: Salem, what’s with all the Yiddish? Are you going into show business?
Salem: I’m online with a camel in Jerusalem who used to be an Amway salesman.
Zelda: Why did the Witches' Council turn him into a camel?
Salem: He used to be an Amway salesman.”
Zelda: Because, Salem, it’s weird enough that we’re two sisters who live together in an old Victorian house. If we show up with a cat, we cross the line into Loonyville.”
Rabbit: Hey, put me back, my wife Renée is about to give birth!
Sabrina: Oh, sorry!
Hilda: Relax, that happens a lot with rabbits.”
David: And you're a sexist.
David: A sexist!! You know what a sexist is?
Maddie: Of course I know what a sexist is, I am looking at one.
David: So am I!!”
Abby: She's a little bitch. She thinks I'm an idiot and you're an animal.
Ray: Well, she's right about one of us.”
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